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I think the Golden Age of phone sex is over.
As I go over and over the different phone sex sites with so many women, the 'availability' indicators just aren't trustworthy. One girl on one site has been available for 72 hours straight. Possible? Yes. Probably. I have no idea. But good god that phone sex at the 70th hour must really suck.
Phonesex has sort of standardized on the $2.00 a minute rate, which I guess is fair, but only if the girl is really good. Most aren't. I don't know the right solution, but a PSO who cultivates a following will get a lot of money no matter how you cut it. I'm a keen supporter on the $20/30 minutes +tips method, but in these times maybe it needs to be $40/30 minutes +tips.
Tips need to be factored in and a clear easy process developed for the PSO to give tips. The fact of the matter is there are awesome PSOs, okay PSOs, and lame bored shouldn't be on the phone PSOs. I always want to tip the awesome ones, but not all are working within a system that allows tipping.
So here I am on the forks of a dilemma. Do I seek out phonesex from Nightflirt which is overly complex or do I believe the 72 hour available indicators? Honestly if I just had normal phone sex desires... "be a girl who likes to fuck" then no big deal, but when you are a person with specific desires, well, it matters. |
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So today I wasn't feeling as bold and perverted as I normally do, but I still wanted a PSO who looked capable of extremes. I selected Melody over at Bay City Blues for my call. I fully admit that the fact she was in the chatroom influenced me greatly. I still yearn for the days of yahoo chat where I could get a feel for a PSOs personality before arranging a call.
Melody is filled with energy. I was a bit afraid I was going to be too mellow for her. In the first few minutes we worked out a bit of roleplay. I was going to be her father and she was a 16 year old sexually naive but adventurous girl. She came home and caught me watching porn. This is where Melody stepped up and helped move the roleplay towards sex, which is the important aspect of a PSO, turning a mundane scene into something torrid.
I only bought a 20 minute call which was enough for a quick roleplay. I do prefer longer calls but I couldn't justify it.
By the end, my darling princess agreed to be daddy's little slut and to enjoy sex as much as possible - especially sex with her daddy. |
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I just got off the phone with Brynn and before I get into the specifics of the review, let me say that while I love standardization, I really hate the standardization of $1.99/minute phonesex. I understand this is mainly due to the backend systems costing so much, but I think that price turns phonesex into a casual weekly thing that I'd be willing to buy whenever to a more formal planned thing which is unfortunate.
I'll whine about the days of $20/30minutes via paypal some other day.
Getting connected with Brynn was a bit difficult. I had to go through a dispatcher and then attempt to get connected to Brynn. It took two tries for the dispatcher to get me connected. She was apologetic, but it was annoying.
Now I chose Brynn from all the girls on the site because she had the most taboo fantasies listed and her voice was the sexiest. Sure pictures may be hot, but it is all about the voice when you are on the phone.
I started with a violent kidnapping and rough fucking where I and a female accomplice turned Brynn into a complete sexual whore, forcing her to do the nastiest things. I then turned her into a doggieslut, putting a choke collar on her and making her choose between begging for doggie cock or air. She played with that well and I had my first orgasm.
We calmed down a bit, chatted very briefly, and went into a fantasy of a dad turning his little girl into a complete slut. This was a fantasy she was definitely comfortable with and went with it with great gusto. She knew where it was heading, as I turned her into the perfect cocksucker by making her practice on the dog.
I paid for a full hour, got three orgasms out of it, and felt overall the experience was a bit 'hollow' for the $99 but worth it if you really really need to get off. |
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I can't honestly say that phonesex is important at all, but while some guys get off on strippers or porn, for me there is nothing better than being comfortable in my own home and listening to a woman with that perfect voice talk about fantasies one would never bring up with an actual lover. You know, there are some lines that once crossed you can't go back.
So here I am, realizing that now my reviews are more important than ever since finding good pso's has become even more difficult. |
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Sadly, I just haven't had the time to pursue my favorite erotic vice. I do have two women I can call now for free, but each and every call builds an odd relationship that I don't necessarily want. Something has to break. |
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I took up having people watch me jack off on the webcam. God it is hot. Men, women, I don't care. I love it.
Aug. 25th, 2005 @ 06:33 pm
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| » A Call With Dirty Cum Vixen |
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Found her here in Livejournal, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dirtycumvixen rocked my world.
I've been casting about trying to figure out what to do about finding good PSOs and suddenly from out of the blue there is cumvixen.
Voice is critical. If you don't got the tone of voice for the job, please don't attempt Pay For Play phonesex. Honestly. Just stop it. Her voice was a ray of sexual heaven. Young sounding, energetic, and deeply interested in the sexy topic at hand. I avoided all my usual kinks and twists and stuck to the straight sensual phonesex, and she stuck with me all the way. Such a sensual mind, she really made me feel amazing about the experience.
I'm an ass man and she was an ass woman. She really wanted to play with mine. How could I say no when such a sexy voice asks if I want a finger inserted into my butthole? Well, I guess I could, but she had me so horny I would have done anything.
I currently have this thing about facials. I get off on the idea of painting some hot sexy slut's face with my cum and she was all for that. Damn, guys... gals... I don't know what her schedule is, but fix yours so you can spend a little time with this cum vixen. You won't regret it.
Jul. 29th, 2005 @ 01:33 am
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I watched Punch Drunk Love and was disappointed. More to the point though, it portrays phone sex operators in the worst possible way. Phone sex operators are easy targets to make fun of or to villainize, because there are situations like this:
DR. WALLACE: My 15-year-old brother had to stay with my husband and me for a week while my parents went out of town. Kevin is an honors student and a "good kid," so we were glad to have him for a visit - that is until we received our telephone bill. It seems that Little Brother had been calling a porn line and discussing sex with a young lady who did everything possible to keep him on the line so her "company" would get more money. In six days, he made 14 calls for a total bill of $400. There is little chance that my parents can afford this amount of money and, of course, neither can my brother.
I called the phone company and explained that our underage brother was responsible for the calls, but they said it didn't matter who made the calls; we were responsible for the bill. We can pay it, but it will put a crimp in our budget. Since I know for sure that my parents can't pay for my brother's misadventure, should I even bother to inform them? All my brother had to say was, "Sorry, it won't happen again." I'm sure it won't!
- Sister, Oakland, Calif..
SISTER: Tell your parents what happened and show them the phone bill. Let them know that you and your husband will pay the bill, but that you expect your brother to reimburse you by working odd jobs and paying you a percentage of his earnings on a regular basis. Tell them you expect full payment even if it takes several years. And be sure to share this exciting news with your brother.
The thing is, I've only run into a few "corrupt" phone sex operators, the type who overcharge credit cards or think they can use the credit card to make a small purchase. All three of those instances occurred by calling services from the back of adult magazines or at the beginning of porn. I've never had a problem with operators I've come across online. I think the difference is between the how and why someone comes to doing this as a money earning job.
Jul. 11th, 2005 @ 09:36 pm
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So, Yahoo dumps the user created chatrooms and suddenly the great wealth of phone sex operators and horny housewives that were once available to me have dried up.
When a man has a need, he finds a way, but I hate calling blind.
Jul. 11th, 2005 @ 08:43 pm
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I've been far too busy to keep up with calling PSOs. I have wasted a few hundred dollars on LavaLife. I can't believe I keep calling that service but there is something about the potential of finding a longterm phonesex partner that intrigues me.
I had a good call the other day with a woman by the name of Loretta who is 28 and a virgin who wants to remain a virgin until her wedding. But she assured me that once married she'll be a super slut for her husband. We had a long roleplay where I played a Mormon singer that she has a crush on who happens to also be a virgin. Okay, here is my #1 problem with this. I'm paying for the time, she isn't, so why is it her lame ass fantasy we are playing out. I don't have any love of virgins, in fact I wouldn't be with one if I could avoid it. I like women with skills.
LavaLife is also a haven for prostitutes. You can immediately tell who is a prostitute and who isn't because all of them tell you their measurements. When there is one out of ten on the line, it is just a nuisance, when five of the ten online are prostitutes, it is gross. Again, *I'M* paying to hear THEIR ads. I would have less of a probelm if actual PSOs were calling in instead of prostitutes. Sometimes I may get horny enough to contemplate getting a whore, but $200 for the disease risks and potential of being robbed - no thanks.
Mar. 14th, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
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Wife leaves man with two penises
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.
The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.
Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."
But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.
Mar. 11th, 2005 @ 10:23 am
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Okay. By now you should realize that I have a severe crush on Madison. Talk about dangerous. I'm ready to hand over my credit cards to her right now or ask her hand in marriage... the fact I can't decide which should be a SEVERE WARNING to all callers. She will do more than entice you. You will be drawn to her like a moth to a flame.
See last Friday (a week ago) I came home from a date where I had a little touching and rubbing but nothing even close to feeding my desires. I came home and got online looking for Maddy. She was no where to be found. I ended up spending $100 for 4 hours of Lavalife time, which is always a little dismal. I got two decent phone sex sessions out of it, but that will be a different entry or not. I don't support the use of Lava life by phone because it tends to suck. And I believe that there are paid girls on there whose soul purpose is to keep guys on the line for as long as possible.
Anyway, I finally got a hold of Madison on Tuesday (Fat Tuesday... a time for sin).
She never knows what I want out of a call, which I can imagine is a bit frustrating. I've already admitted many times that I am all over the board. I don't have a single driving fantasy. Sometimes I want k9, othertimes I want incest, and yet other times I just want to chat nasty about sex. See, the pictures that Madison has on her site and profile show a woman begging to have her ass licked. At least that is how I see it and thus I crave her tight brown hole. I want to ram my tongue deep inside her as I finger her pussy. We went at it for awhile and I finally came.
This is where I normally give my thanks (YOU thank your PSO, right? If you aren't tipping, you better thank, preferably both, but I'm a cheap skate and work within a budget, so sadly no tips.) Madison wouldn't let me go. She wanted me to gear up for another round.
I didn't know if I could do it. She had drained me pretty thoroughly and admittedly, I had already shot a load earlier.
She asked me to finger my asshole. I was a little thrown off. I've done it before, but in a more controlled environment. Balancing the phone on my shoulder as I grabbed my cock and fingered my ass was a feat worthy of videotape (maybe next time).
We continued and my little girl was so delightfully nasty that I shot a messy wad. Ultra thick and not a lot of volume, but damn, it almost hurt blasting out of my cock.
I encourage anyone wanting real straightforward hot phonesex to contact Madison.
Feb. 11th, 2005 @ 08:58 pm
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The holidays have put a damper on my phonesex opportunities, but lo and behold, there was Madison.
I had done a call with her before, but I didn't write it up and forgot most of the details.
One thing that you need to know right up front. Madison has one of the sweetest voices in the business. That so works for me.
We exchanged pleasantries and she asked what I wanted. I replied that I wanted a K9 slut. She was enthusiastic about it. She asked me if I wanted to see her sucking a dog's cock, licking and sucking at the dripping juices from its tip.
I moved from watching her with the dog to wanting to taste her sweet ass. I wanted to push my tongue into her asshole, licking and probing, she's so hot. I wanted her to be nasty, to be my nasty little girl and she responded by peeing on my face and my cock, her hot golden piss dribbling down my hard throbbing shaft.
This may not sound like a lot compared to my other calls with other PSOs, but she is so into it. I swear to god you could just have her describe how she makes coffee and you'll cum all over yourself.
The poor thing was a little sick when I called, so if you contact her, be kind to her, cuz even sick, I was spewing my cum like a madman. Imagine how nasty she can be fully healthy?
Jan. 3rd, 2005 @ 06:02 pm
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So, I had another phone call will Slutty at Heart.
I can't begin to convey how hot it is to talk to this woman. Not very submissive, not very experienced in anything kinky, but god she loves to talk about it at length. She really forces me to delve into the purest depraved desires I have.
"Would you...?" she kept asking, adding more and more sexy details.
Dec. 13th, 2004 @ 07:20 pm
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Sinsuous_Sophie enticed me to call her by being about the only person around in the Sweet Phone Sex room who seemed alive. She also had my favorite rate, $20 unlimited.
I didn't have a particular fantasy I wanted to enact, I was just feeling incredibly horny and needed to get off. I was bothered by her voice. It is one of those gravely deeper voices that doesn't cry out 'sexpot' to me. I was horny enough that it didn't matter. And what she lacked in voice appeal she made up in pure sex appeal. As most readers of this journal know, I like my phone sex nasty. The nastier the better. Sophie delivered on that account.
She asked what I was into. No matter how many times a PSO asked this, I suddenly get all shy like they've never heard my nasty taboo ideas before. I told her that I like incest, age play, and beastiality. She perked up at the mention of bestiality and began talking about how she really wanted to try that. She asked if I wanted to see some of the pictures she had regarding K9 sex. Of course I did. This was GREAT, an interesting little connection with the PSO I've only ever gotten once before. That was when I was with a regular with one PSO and we broke through the fantasy barrier and got to know each other on a personal level. This personal element to the conversation made it even hotter. It was suddenly easier to imagine her actually sucking a dog's cock.
As I started getting closer to cumming she asked if I was close. I figured she was looking at the clock because by this time I was over 20 minutes which means her rate was now under $1 per minute - not great for her. I told her I was real close and Sophie responded by telling me to stop. I was confused.
"Stop, but I'm so close."
"Draw it out... it'll feel better."
"You won't go through a lot of callers with that attitude."
"I don't care, I want you to have a great orgasm."
Hey, that's cool by me. I finally asked her if I could hear her cum. She gave a great fakey orgasm; it was enough to send me over the edge. God, what a delight.
Rating on a scale of 1 to 5... Sophie is a 3. A great backup, but don't expect to have your socks blown off. She is very industrious though, so pay attention to when she gets her website up and running. Panty fanciers will be in heaven and I have no doubt she will provide you with whatever your kinky little heart desires.
IM her for rates and payment methods.
Dec. 13th, 2004 @ 05:49 pm
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xxxKinkyKirsten is a dream.
First, she totally lured me, which is a fucking turn on. It wasn't some trampy prostitute message of "Wanna have phone sex" but fun flirty messages which only heightened my arousal and desire to speak with a sexy voiced woman. Second, she has the most friendliest and welcoming voices I've heard in a long time. I felt like I've had a hundred conversations with her already, I felt so relaxed. Could be the alcohol, but I doubt it, she is just that way. I imagine everyone feels comfortable with her.
She asked what was on my dirty mind tonight and I wanted a little Daddy/Daughter action. I wanted a 16-17 year old daughter who came home from school to find me watching porn with my cock out. She quickly went about sucking it. She wanted me to teach her all the lessons of sex. She wanted to be my sweet little cunt that I used and I wanted to use her. I wanted her to become my whore, my sweet hole that others would use with my permission.
I licked her sweet cunt juice and fingered her, I broke her hymen and claimed her for my very own.
Nov. 5th, 2004 @ 09:16 pm
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She is Slutty At Heart and on the phone. I have already established that when it comes to phone sex I am a complete freak and freely write about it in this journal.
Slutty (aka Rachael) apparently was reading my journal and had a need to talk to me. We chatted online for about an hour about sex, fantasies, and desires. She has some wild desires and some insane experiences I felt guilty even hearing about. That is between her and her priest, that's for sure.
Anyway, after an hour of online flirtation she asked if I would have phone sex with her. Of course I would. Isn't that what I'm all about? I asked what she wanted to talk about and she basically said she wanted to continue our online conversation but wanted to hear my voice.
We had been talking about taboo sex fantasies from k9 to incest. As well as age play and other role playing scenarios.
On the phone she was the sweetest coy women you'd ever run across. She really is just coming out of her shell sexually. While we didn't get as nasty as I would have liked, she was wonderfully explicit in regards to the things she had done and wants to do... let's just say that if I had a daughter, I'd keep her away from slutty. Yikes.
Still, as phone fantasy, hearing her talk about wanting to have sex with her non-existent daughter was fantastic.
I asked if we could speak again and she said she'd think about it.
God I love this journal.
Nov. 5th, 2004 @ 07:37 pm
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spicy_yummy_gal IM her on Yahoo for her rates and
specials.
I know my sister's secret. After going through her email, listening to her phone calls, I learned she was whoring herself. If she didn't want Mom and Dad to find out, she would have to do exactly what her little brother tells her to. She is reluctant and pissed, but she is trapped. I make her strip and then lie down on the bed. I run my hands along her body. I was so tired of stealing her panties, of secretly taking pictures of her. Now I have her. Now I can take pictures of her. Now I can be her pimp. She is all mine.
This was a hot call, great role playing. I cannot recommend Spicy enough. She has a truly perverse mind and can take you places in fantasy you never thought you'd be able to go. She is as hot as hell and once again, I was left wanting more. This was the second call I've had with her and as I said before, there is definately a star next to her name.
Oct. 23rd, 2004 @ 02:32 pm
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I had frustrating personal issues trying to pay for my time with Autumn, but I immediately forgot about them the minute I heard her voice. OMG, she has the sweetest, cutest voice ever! And she wasn't wasting anytime either. She immediately set up a little scenario of her wearing her skirt in Chicago without panties and the wind blows it up revealing her naked behind.
I come up behind her and drag her into an alleyway where I pull open her button up blouse and pull her titties out of her bra. I begin pulling and pinching at her nipples with one hand and stroking her pussy with the other. Eventually I force her to her knees and have her pull out my cock. Again, my hands firmly on her head I force her to suck on my hard cock until it is glistening with her spit. I even force it down her throat a few times for good measure.
Then I lift her up to her feet, turn her around and have her put her hands against the wall and spread her legs. Once again I feel her wet pussy with my hand and drop to my knees to suck at her precious juices. Licking her pussy and eventually her glorious asshole she begs me for my cock. I stand and thrust it into her. I fuck her hard and furious - her sounds as I did this were amazing. I could have cum just listening to her sex noises. My cock spasmed and my jism flew. I was hoping to give her a facial but she sounded so good and I was so in the moment I didn't want to break the vibe.
She's a high class phone fuck, that's for sure. And next time, I'm tapping that sweet ass of hers.
Sep. 14th, 2004 @ 08:35 pm
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